Plot:

Los Angeles bank employee Carl Allen (Jim Carrey) has become withdrawn and depressed since his divorce from his wife Stephanie (Molly Sims). Routinely ignoring his friends, he has grown used to spending his spare time watching DVDs alone in his apartment and his outlook on life has become inherently negative. But when an old friend (John Michael Higgins) persuades him to attend the "Yes!" self-improvement seminar, stern motivational guru Terrence Bundley (Terence Stamp) publicly browbeats him into making a covenant with himself. Carl reluctantly promises to stop being a "No Man" and vows to answer "Yes!" to every opportunity, request or invitation that presents itself thereafter.

After the seminar, saying "yes" to a homeless man's requests only leaves Carl stranded in Elysian Park with his phone battery dead, no money, and his gas tank empty. Disillusioned, he hikes to a gas station, cursing himself for being so credulous and gullible. But at the gas station he meets Allison (Zooey Deschanel), an eccentric young woman who is refueling her scooter. She gives him a hair-raising ride back to his car, and spontaneously kisses him before she rides off.

After this experience, Carl adopts a positive mentality and seizes every opportunity that comes his way. He takes flying lessons, receives oral sex from his elderly neighbor (albeit reluctantly) after an incident that occurs when he says no to it, attends Korean language classes, learns to play the guitar, and even joins a Persian dating website after he receives a pop-up on one of his computers. Saying "yes" constantly works to Carl's advantage. After accepting concert tickets from a promoter whom he has previously ignored, he sees an idiosyncratic band whose lead singer turns out to be Allison. He is charmed by her quirkiness; she is charmed by his spontaneity; and the two begin dating. He earns a promotion at work after his many approved loans open new territory for the bank in the area of microcredit. Making use of his guitar lessons, he wins public acclaim by playing Third Eye Blind's song "Jumper" to persuade a man (Luis Guzman) not to commit suicide by jumping off a ledge.

As their relationship blossoms, Carl and Allison meet at the airport for a spontaneous weekend excursion. Having decided to take the first plane out of town, no matter where its destination, they end up in Lincoln, Nebraska, where they explore the Frank H. Woods Telephone Museum, attend a college football game, and go skeet shooting. As they shelter from the rain in an isolated barn, Allison asks Carl to move in with her and he hesitantly agrees. But while checking in for the return flight, Carl is detained by FBI agents, who have profiled him as a potential terrorist because he has taken flying lessons, studied Korean, approved a loan to a fertilizer company, met an Iranian mail-order bride, and bought plane tickets at the last minute to a destination that they believe to be an unlikely holiday destination.

Carl's lawyer and best friend Pete travels to Nebraska to explain Carl's odd habits, lessons, and decisions. As Allison finds out about Carl's motivational covenant, she begins to doubt whether his commitment to her was ever sincere. Deciding that she can no longer trust a man who is obliged always to respond in the affirmative, regardless of his true feelings, she leaves Carl at the airport after the officer unlocks her handcuffs.

Soon afterward, Carl receives a tearful phone call from his ex-wife whose new partner has walked out on her. When Carl goes to Stephanie's apartment to comfort her, she kisses him passionately and asks whether they can get back together. After Carl emphatically says "no," his luck again takes a turn for the worse. The elevator in which he tries to leave Stephanie's building almost snaps free of its cable, a black cat crosses his path, and his car gets clamped and towed.

In desperation, Carl goes to the convention center where the "Yes!" seminar is held, and hides in the backseat of Bundley's convertible so that he can beg to be released from the covenant. Carl emerges as Bundley drives off, startling him to run a red light and collide with an oncoming vehicle. The two are taken to hospital. After Carl recovers consciousness, Bundley informs Carl that there was no "covenant." The point was merely to open Carl's mind to other possibilities, but not to take away his ability to say "no" if he needed to.

Freed from this restraint, Carl leaves the hospital on a Ducati motorcycle, wearing only a hospital gown. He finds Allison and admits that he does not want to move in with her just yet, but tells her that she inspired him, and genuinely loves and wants her — and has not been with her just because he has been compelled to say "yes". The couple share a few kisses, occasionally interrupted by another photographer snapping pics.

At the end of the movie, Carl and Allison are seen donating a truckload of clothes to a local homeless shelter. Cutting to the scene of the "Yes!" seminar, Bundley is seen walking onstage to several hundred naked audience members. It is implied that the participants have said "Yes!" to donating their clothes to charity.

After some credits, a scene shows Carl and Allison on a long stretch of winding highway. Carl has agreed to test the product of one of the people whom he gave a loan. Both are wearing a full body suit with wheels on the elbows, calves, heels, feet, back, and various other strategically placed body parts, which is what the man invented for better extreme sports. They both "skate" all the way down the highway.

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No.

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No means no.

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<i>Bonjour.</i>

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<i>Carl, I know it's you.</i>

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Oh. Hey, man.

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I was just about to call you.
That's so weird.

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Had your number dialed,
was about to press "send."

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Did you block your number?

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<i>Yeah, I did.
You never answer when I don't.</i>

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<i>So, what are you doing?</i>

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Oh, just hanging out in my apartment.

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- <i>You did get my text, right?</i>
- What? Text? What?

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<i>We're all going out tonight.</i>

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Man, that sounds great.
I wish I could join you.

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I'm just so jammed up.

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I'm totally off the grid,
you know?

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<i>No, I don't at all.</i>

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I got a bunch of stuff going on.
There's this thing I gotta do.

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Any other night would've been great.
Darn it to heck.

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<i>Thing? What thing?</i>

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Thing, you know, just a thing.

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If I had my thing in front of me,
I could tell you what it is...

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...but I know there's a thing.
- <i>A thing.</i>

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<i>I don't think there's anything</i>
<i>written down in your fake calendar.</i>

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No, it says specific things.

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<i>Specific things.</i>
<i>Like "get in line at the video store"?</i>

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What? What are you talking about?

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I'm not at the video store.
I'm in my apartment.

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<i>I can see you, Carl.</i>
<i>I'm outside the video store.</i>

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- That's not me.
- <i>It's not?</i>

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Oh, I know what's happening.
There is this guy who looks just like me...

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...who goes to a lot of
the same stores I do.

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That's probably who you're seeing.

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Wow, that's amazing...

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...because his mouth is moving
in sync with what you're saying.

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<i>Carl, I know you're not saying anything.</i>

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Carl, get outside.
I know you're not talking.

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- What? All right.
- Carl.

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Look who's here.
- Hey. You.

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Hi.

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I don't believe it.
- Rooney.

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Carl Allen.
Never thought I'd see the day, my man.

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Hey.
- Thought you hung up the spurs, cowboy.

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No, I just got a lot of stuff going on...

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...some things I gotta do, issues pending,
keep me pretty busy.

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Yeah? Oh, I hear you, player.

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So we are really excited
for you to be here, Carl...

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...because we have an announcement
to make.

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Honey, show him.

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There it is. Deal with it.

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We're engaged.

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- Oh, my God. Come on.
- Right?

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Big step, huh?
- Yeah, it's a big step. It's a huge one.

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Man. Moving fast. That's okay.

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What has it been, six months?

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- No.
- Two years.

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Oh, yeah. That's about right, then.

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So anyway, we're gonna have
an engagement party on the 21 st. Open bar.

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Oh, you bastard.
Always knows how to get me.

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Nice. Carl, does that work for you?

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- Yeah, we'll figure it out.
- What's there to figure out?

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Oh, God, look who's here.

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I'm not falling for that, Carl.
What's to figure out?

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- Open bar. What's the problem?
- I'm serious. Stephanie's at the bar.

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- The Stephanie?
- Yes, my ex-wife. She's at the bar.

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Oh, God, that is Stephanie.

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- Looks like she's with someone there too.
- They seem to be thriving. Good for her.

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They're touching each other's genitals.
Isn't that amazing?

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I'm so glad I came out. Love it.
Okay, you know what? I gotta go.

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- No. No. Carl, you're gonna stay.
- What?

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It's been years.
You leave every time she comes.

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Totally unrelated. It has nothing
to do with Stephanie.

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Carl. Peter.

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- Rooney.
- Stephanie, guys.

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Hey.

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- My boyfriend, Ted.
- Hey.

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- I don't believe we...
- No, I don't believe we have.

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- You're leaving?
- Yeah, unfortunately.

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Terrible timing too,
because you just got here.

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You just got here, too, Carl.

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Yeah, but he's got a thing.

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Yeah, that's a thing. There's a thing,
and there's no time.

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There's a time crunch,
and time is of the essence.

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Anyway, I am gone-orrhea.

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Wow. That didn't sound quite right.
Oh, well.

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Whoa!

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See you, guys.

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- Oh! Hi, Tillie.
- Morning, Carl.

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Would you like to come over
for a little breakfast?

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Gee, that sounds great, but I can't.

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- Some cereal, a little yogurt?
- Yeah, no.

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How about some toast, huh?

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You know, I have to go to work,
but thanks.

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Good show tonight.
Come check us out.

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Your loss. Hey, man,
wanna rock out tonight?

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- Oh, it's you. Let me guess, no?
- Yep.

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- Yes?
- No, I meant yes to your no.

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Yeah, bye.

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Persianwifefinder.com.
No, thank you.

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Costume party. Yeah, no.

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Oh, boy.

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Here we go.

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- Carl Allen has reported for duty.
- I'm not a soldier, Norman.

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You're a soldier on the front line
of finance.

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Norman. Line one.

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Did you wanna get that?
In the privacy of your office?

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- I'll just get it here.
- Yeah, or that.

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You're with Norman.

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Uh-huh. Are you sure? Because...
Okay. Yep. Whatever you say.

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Okay.

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Remember that promotion
we were talking about?

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- Yeah.
- It's not gonna happen.

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Tried to fight for you on the phone there.

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It was between you and Demko,
and they went with Demko.

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I don't care.
I didn't really want the job badly.

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I just figured after five years,
I'd be the logical choice, but whatever.

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Look at it this way:
at least you didn't get shit-canned.

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- Do you know what that means?
- Fired?

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How did you know what that meant?
Have you heard me say that before?

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No, it's a pretty common expression.

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- In my circles. I made it up.
- Well, it's catching on.

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This'll cheer you up.
I'm having a little get-together at my place.

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- It's a funny hat and-or wig party.
- Oh, man.

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Sucks I'm gonna be out of town.

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- You don't know what day it is.
- When is it?

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- Friday.
- I'm out of town.

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You spoke at the same time
I did just then.

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Like you were committed
to saying what you were saying...

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...regardless of what I was gonna say.
- Hm.

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I admit, business has been slow.

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There's a lot less demand
for a small Rollerblade shop...

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...what with Big 5
and Sport Chalet...

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...but my designs are gonna
revolutionize the roller industry.

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I know that, Marv,
but you have no equity.

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- None.
- And your credit...

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Bad, but I don't wanna
sound desperate.

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- Yeah.
- I have no other options left.

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Carl. Hey. Long time no see.

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Nick Lane? Hey.

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- You don't still work at the bank, do you?
- Yeah.

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Kind of why I'm sitting outside here,
eating my lunch, wearing the nametag.

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You must be running this place by now.

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I could have. Had a couple offers.
Didn't wanna get tied down.

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- How's Stephanie?
- Good.

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God.

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She's good. What have you been doing?

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I've been all over the map, man.
I've lived.

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I climbed Mount Kilimanjaro.
I ate bat in Laos.

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I shot a cow with a bazooka.

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I'm not proud of that last one,
but I did it, man.

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- Sounds wild.
- Wanna know my secret?

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I'm a yes man.

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The word "yes"
has changed my life. Here.

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No, thanks. I'm fine.

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"Fine?" I wipe my ass with "fine."

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Wow. Okay.

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- You don't wanna work here, Carl.
- Yeah, I do.

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No, you don't.

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Why don't you take this rock...

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...throw it at that bank
and shatter the window?

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- No, thanks.
- Then ask me if I want to.

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- Do you wanna throw that rock at the bank?
- Yes.

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Oh, my God.

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- What are you, nuts?
- Go to the seminar, Carl.

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Stay right there.

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He's gonna break.
- Stop.

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Carl, live your life!
You won't regret it.

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Whoo!
- Hey, stop. Stop!

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- I know you wanna see my band.
- No.

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Sorry.

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<i>Hello?</i>
- Stephanie?

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- Carl.
- <i>Yeah, it's me.</i>

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Just felt like calling you.
I was missing you, I guess. Weird, huh?

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Yes, Carl. I have to go.

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- Ted and I are taking a little boat ride.
- Oh, that's great.

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Good for you. Good for you.

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Jesus, Pete. I'm not in or I'm busy.

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Oh, come on. You're halfway through,
just snap it off already.

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- Pete? Hey. Where you been?
- You not been getting my calls?

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What? God, no.
Oh, I totally lost my phone.

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You're so full of shit.

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- Here it is.
- Yeah. There it is.

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You know what, buddy?
You missed my engagement party tonight.

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Oh, no. Oh, shoot, you're kidding.
That was tonight?

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- Mm-hm.
- I'm so sorry, man. I totally gapped it.

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Listen, I'll make it up to you.
I promise. I swear.

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You pick the day. Any day you want,
we'll go out, swashbuckle.

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- What does that even mean?
- I don't know.

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This wasn't drinks at a bar, Carl.
This was my engagement party.

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- You only get married once.
- I certainly wouldn't do it again.

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I know, Carl.
I know that Stephanie left you.

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And I know that you have issues because
of it, but this isn't about you. It's about me.

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When's the last time you did anything fun?
You always make excuses.

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"I don't wanna commit.
I don't wanna be tied down."

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I mean, do you even know
my fianc閑's last name?

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Yeah. Fisher. Fishman.

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00:11:27,470 --> 00:11:31,702
- Wait. Fishwall?
- Fishwall?

198
00:11:31,874 --> 00:11:35,105
- You think her name's Lucy Fishwall?
- No? That's wrong?

199
00:11:35,277 --> 00:11:36,767
- It's Burns.
- Burns?

200
00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:39,308
It's Lucy Burns, Carl.

201
00:11:39,482 --> 00:11:42,178
And guess what?
She doesn't like my best friend.

202
00:11:42,718 --> 00:11:45,846
I keep trying to think of reasons
why she should, but you know what?

203
00:11:46,021 --> 00:11:47,886
- I can't think of any.
- Pete, I...

204
00:11:48,057 --> 00:11:51,151
I don't wanna hear another excuse, Carl.
You do whatever you want.

205
00:11:51,327 --> 00:11:54,660
I'm telling you, you don't change your life,
you're gonna end up lonely.

206
00:11:54,830 --> 00:12:00,200
A lonely guy, Carl. Lonely guy.

207
00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:06,735
Hey, Carl.

208
00:12:10,546 --> 00:12:12,514
Hey, Rooney, come here for a second.

209
00:12:15,451 --> 00:12:19,854
Carl look a little odd to you? Is it me,
or does it look like he's kind of dead?

210
00:12:21,390 --> 00:12:23,585
Nope. No more than usual.

211
00:12:23,759 --> 00:12:27,559
I don't know. I'm kind of leaning towards
thinking he might actually be dead.

212
00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:33,268
I guess I never saw him a lot,
so it's hard for me to tell the difference.

213
00:12:33,469 --> 00:12:35,198
Yeah, that's true.

214
00:12:35,871 --> 00:12:37,532
He never did much.

215
00:12:37,706 --> 00:12:39,037
- Wasn't a good friend.
- Nope.

216
00:12:39,775 --> 00:12:41,675
Wasn't a good anything.

217
00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:45,837
- Are there more beers in the fridge?
- Sorry, last one.

218
00:12:46,515 --> 00:12:47,846
Now, that's upsetting.

219
00:12:53,722 --> 00:12:55,656
What was that?

220
00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:42,635
<i>Welcome to yes.
We are about to begin.</i>

221
00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:45,499
<i>Please, find a seat.</i>

222
00:13:45,975 --> 00:13:49,001
Carl? Hey, Carl! Psst!

223
00:13:49,178 --> 00:13:50,702
Carl, man, hey.

224
00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:52,973
- Carl.
- Hey, Nick.

225
00:13:53,482 --> 00:13:55,347
- You made it, man.
- Did you wanna...

226
00:13:55,518 --> 00:13:57,679
Sure, let me sit down.
I knew you'd come.

227
00:13:57,853 --> 00:14:01,687
I saw it in your eyes, man.
You're gonna love this. Terrence is a genius.

228
00:14:01,857 --> 00:14:05,884
He's gonna blow your mind all over
the room. He's like a mind grenade.

229
00:14:06,061 --> 00:14:08,529
- I'm not sure I want that.
- Yeah, but you need it.

230
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That's why you're here.

231
00:14:10,065 --> 00:14:13,933
You have got to start saying yes, my man,
and I mean to everything.

232
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It's starting.

233
00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:18,463
<i>Life.</i>

234
00:14:18,807 --> 00:14:22,368
<i>We are all living it. Or are we?</i>

235
00:14:22,545 --> 00:14:23,910
Ooh, heavy.

236
00:14:24,079 --> 00:14:30,484
<i>Change is generated from consciousness,</i>
<i>but where is consciousness generated from?</i>

237
00:14:30,653 --> 00:14:32,780
<i>From the external.</i>

238
00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:37,016
<i>And how do we control the external?</i>
<i>With one word.</i>

239
00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:39,124
<i>And what is that word?</i>

240
00:14:39,595 --> 00:14:41,688
Yes!
- Jeez.

241
00:14:44,767 --> 00:14:45,859
Yes.

242
00:14:46,502 --> 00:14:47,526
Yes.

243
00:14:49,371 --> 00:14:52,238
Yes, yes, yes!
- Yes. Yes!

244
00:14:57,680 --> 00:14:59,841
MAN 3: Yes!
NICK:- Whoo!

245
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The word is "yes."

246
00:15:03,052 --> 00:15:06,385
Yes, yes, yes.

247
00:15:06,622 --> 00:15:08,817
- Say it a million times.
- Yes.

248
00:15:09,024 --> 00:15:10,685
Say it a million more times.

249
00:15:10,859 --> 00:15:14,158
And the word you will have said
2 million times is:

250
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Yes!

251
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Yes.

252
00:15:24,773 --> 00:15:29,676
I want you to invite yes into your lives...

253
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...because it will RSVP "yes. 

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